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föstudagur, janúar 14, 2005

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...einhver gúrkutíð hjá manni og líðanin eftir því *fnuss*
Reyni að bæta úr því með einum föstudagsbrandara!

WORLD WAR III IS COMING

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sittingover there?"
The bartender says,
"Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says,
"Wow, this is a real honor! . What are youguys doing in here?"
Bush says,
"We're planning WW III."
And the guy says,
"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says,
"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blondewith big tits."
The guy exclaimed,
"A blonde with big tits? Why kill ablonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,
"See, I told you no one CARES about the140 million Muslims".

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